ok so

i was at Tanah Merah awaiting the transfer to Changi when i spotted a HUGE (4-5inch) grasshopper/mantis just creepin along at the platform

so i was like “damn gotta stay away those things can jump”

but also “damn gotta keep it in view lest it get the jump on me”

so i watched and i watched and to my horror, as the train pulled in, it turned and hopped towards the entrance, as if to board it

and people started walking over and i was like ARGH IS IT GONNA BE STOMPED WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

then it hopped onto a man’s brown boot

and began to make its way up the guy’s blue pant leg

(and i am just stunned into silence as i watch it ascend)

and it creeps up in this slow twist like a Christmas candy cane FROM UR NIGHTMARES and it was at his butt right below his tote

then the train door opened and the man walked in so i inched closer, not daring to board lest it leapt off and ate us all

the man sat down. so i was like ?? did he crush the bug against the seat or wot

BUT NO BECAUSE TO MY HORROR THE BUG APPEARED FROM BEHIND HIS EAR AND STARTED CREEPING UP HIS NECK

AND HE GRABBED AT HIS NECK LIKE WOT DA HECK M8

BUT IT ELUDED THE FUTILE SWISH OF THE MAN’S HAND AND GOT ATOP HIS HEAD BUT WITH AN ALMIGHTY SWING THE MAN GRABBED IT, THEN LOOKED AT HIS HAND IN SHOCK (PROBABLY EXPCTING SOMETHING THT WAS NOT 5 INCHES LONG AND GREEN AND TWIGGY LIMBS FOR MILES)

and he flung it to the floor and the train door closed

(his face was 100% ok-i-must-not-overreact-but-my-mortal-soul-is-fading)

wa since then it’s been 5 mins and i am still surveying my surroundings anxiously and jumping at every small sensation in my shoes

just imagine it.,. a giant grashoper on ur facial parts.. Lord deliver us from evil ;_;

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